May 2013
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I’d love to get excited, Rose. But no matter what happens, I’m gonna get stuck cleaning out that peeing angel punch bowl. - Dorothy
May 18th
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I oughta whip your butt from here to Tallahassee. - Blanche
May 18th
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Betty White’s favorite episodes this Sunday starting at 9pm/8c on TVLand. The Golden Girls marathon starts at 5pm/4c.  Don’t miss it.
May 18th
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May 15th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 6th
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She could be in a coma! Put a man within 5 miles, she’d roll over and shave her legs. -Dorothy
May 5th
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You’ve got nothing to fear but fear itself….and, of course, the boogyman. - Sophia
May 4th
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What are Blanche’s sisters’ names?
May 3rd
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Anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat caught under your dentures. If you leave it there you get a blister, and you gotta eat jello all week. If you get rid of it, the sore heals and you feel better. - Sophia 
May 3rd
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I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning, like clockwork, 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don’t wake up til 8. - Sophia
May 3rd
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April 2013
12 posts
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Apr 22nd
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I don’t know why anyone would want to be a Nun. I mean the word says it. Nun. - Blanche 
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Stanley? The man used to have to get naked to count to 21. -Dorothy
Apr 19th
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That mad man wants to rip me open from stem to stern. -Blanche
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Miles: Rose, I have never met anyone like you. Sophia: Check the cornfield on Hee Haw.
Apr 16th
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I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you. I curse the day your mama ever laid eyes on your daddy. I curse the day your daddy ever laid down with your mama! -Blanche
Apr 14th
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Blanche: I tried quittin sex, Dorothy. Dorothy: Obviously you fell off the wagon
Apr 13th
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I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation why my daddy’s lost all the stuffin out of his comforter. -Blanche
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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My name is Sophia Petrillo and my idea of a good psychiatrist is a bartender who pours without a spout. 
Apr 6th
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March 2013
32 posts
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Say hello to Big Mommy. -Dorothy
Mar 31st
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M-I-A-M-I doesn’t spell Miami Beach. It’s spells Miami. -Blanche
Mar 31st
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20 Great Golden Girls Comebacks
http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/great-golden-girls-comebacks Source: buzzfeed.com
Mar 27th
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Blanche: Is that all you Italians know how to do? Scream and hit? Sophia: No, we also know how to make love and sing opera.
Mar 25th
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I don’t even understand who Ander Bobo is. - Rose
Mar 25th
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Pardon my strong language but you, sir, are no gentleman. - Blanche
Mar 25th
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My name is Blanche Deveraux. That’s French…for Blanche Deveraux.
Mar 25th
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I’m Catholic. I can’t spread a wise man on a Ritz cracker. - Sophia
Mar 24th
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Blanche: It’s a beautiful blouse! Rose: Dorothy said you’d like something crotchless.
Mar 24th
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Mar 21st
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Rose: It’s the nightgown that makes Miles, you know, hot. Sophia: Maybe it’s the, you know, flannel.
Mar 21st
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Dot. Dot. What a girl I got. When we shower together we don’t have to turn on hot.
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Sophia: I’ve got something in this old lady purse that’s gonna make you scream, holler, and jump for joy! Blanche: Are the batteries included?
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Friends do little things for each other…like get their heads frozen.
Mar 17th
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Beat it you 50 year old mattress! - Sophia
Mar 17th
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Anonymous asked: That's tough, because they're all different in great ways. But I guess my favorite would be either Sophia or Rose. but I guess it would be Rose. :)
Mar 17th
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Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Mar 17th
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Miami, You've Got Style
I have to say what I feel Miami has so much appeal A great place to get a seafood meal Miami… Miami, Miami, you’ve got style Blue skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile When you live in this town, each day is sublime The coldest of winters are warm and divine Miami, Miami, you’ve got style Blue skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile There’s golf clubs and...
Mar 16th
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Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don’t know. - Sophia
Mar 16th
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Who’s watching the Golden Girls marathon on TVland? It’s awesome so don’t miss it!
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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TV Land: Vote For Your Favorite Golden Girls... →
tvland: Make sure your favorites win - don’t forget to vote!
Mar 14th
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Rose: Sit down, Sophia. You must be exhausted. Sophia: Why? I rode in the cab, I didn’t push it!
Mar 8th
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