Everything Golden Girls

I’d love to get excited, Rose. But no matter what happens, I’m gonna get stuck cleaning out that peeing angel punch bowl. - Dorothy

I oughta whip your butt from here to Tallahassee. - Blanche

Betty White’s favorite episodes this Sunday starting at 9pm/8c on TVLand. The Golden Girls marathon starts at 5pm/4c. 

Don’t miss it.

She could be in a coma! Put a man within 5 miles, she’d roll over and shave her legs. -Dorothy

You’ve got nothing to fear but fear itself….and, of course, the boogyman. - Sophia

What are Blanche’s sisters’ names?

Anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat caught under your dentures. If you leave it there you get a blister, and you gotta eat jello all week. If you get rid of it, the sore heals and you feel better. - Sophia 

I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning.

Every morning, like clockwork, 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don’t wake up til 8. - Sophia

I don’t know why anyone would want to be a Nun. I mean the word says it. Nun. - Blanche